On the gym's 4 TVs today:
- Diet pill infomercial,
- French gourmet cooking show,
- "Magic Belt" infomercial (a vibrating electrode thing that will melt away the fat),
- MTV's HotHot, a show about...how to be hot.
In other news, the now-spayed cat has been acting as if she's in heat. She has also started to fetch, like a dog, a principle which Nick has yet to grasp. My most advanced students, in the highest English class the school has, cannot remember the difference between was and were. My laundry has been hanging to dry for days (no dryer) and seems damper now than it was yesterday. There is no chocolate in the house. What's going on?
2 comments:
Nick may never master the art of fetching, but he can sure run down a squirrel! I think you should treat yourself to an enormous laundromat dryer.
My Nick fetches just fine. Then again, he speaks English and likes to do nice things for me.
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